Saturday, January 23, 2010

Not even trying on the fortune cookie front

OK, I'm absolutely convinced that there are no more fortune cookie fortune writers. Long ago they gave up on actual fortunes; ran out of cute, original sayings; and started ripping off sayings from pop culture. Now I don't think actual humans are involved anymore because the messages seem to be generated by programs that slap together any old combination of phrases, whether or not they actually make sense when joined.

This doesn't even rise to the level of platitude.

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