Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Review: State quarters - Nevada




Nevada's quarter is too cluttered. Three wild horses when one would have done fabulously. A mushy set of mountains. The lame use of state flowers (which this one is also, apparently, quite dangerous for those poor horsies). The only thing that looks cool is the use of the sun rays, which is the second time we've seen such usage. But that by itself isn't enough to redeem this jumbled design.


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Need I say Nebraska?

Sunday, May 16, 2010

R.I.P. Dio

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Heavy metal loses part of its voice.

Ronnie James Dio, whose soaring vocals, poetic lyrics and mythic tales of a never-ending struggle between good and evil broke new ground in heavy metal, died Sunday, according to a statement from his wife and manager. He was 67.

Dio revealed last summer that he was suffering from stomach cancer shortly after wrapping up a tour in Atlantic City, N.J. with the latest incarnation of Black Sabbath, under the name Heaven And Hell.

I liked Dio, especially his solo stuff. I remember buying Holy Diver when it first came out, and I was pleasantly surprised that "that guy from Black Sabbath and Rainbow" had put together such a good metal album. Some of it was obviously geared for radio play, but it's still a hard-rocking album that carries all the characteristics of Dio.

He will be missed by the metal world.
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Friday, May 14, 2010

Beach afternoon



What is there to do at the beach? Well, you can fish, you can wade, you can swim, you can walk around ---- just don't spend too much time sitting in one place.
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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Looking for a Sun-Earth climate connection

But wait, I thought the science was settled. Humanity is to blame for "climate change", right? Not the sun.
The surface of the sun undergoes violent changes on a daily basis, but a group of astronomers has found that the size of our nearest star has been perplexingly constant in recent years.

The new study shows that the sun's diameter has changed by less than one part in a million over the last 12 years. The sun's width today is a steady 932,057 miles (1,500,000 km) across, the researchers found.

"The sun is remarkably constant," lead researcher Jeff Kuhn, the associate director of the University of Hawaii Institute for Astronomy, told SPACE.com. "We're measuring that the diameter changes by less than a kilometer (0.62 miles).

"This constancy is baffling, given the violence of the changes we see every day on the sun's surface and the fluctuations that take place over an 11-year solar cycle," Kuhn said.

The puzzling results also contradicted other measurements of the sun taken from the ground, raising further questions on what could be causing the discrepancies.

"What this really means is that, if we believe the ground measurements, then what we're seeing is long-term fluctuations in the Earth's atmosphere," Kuhn said. "The sun is influencing the atmosphere of the Earth in very significant ways."

Kuhn's work is one of several worldwide efforts to understand the influence of the sun on Earth's climate.

"We can't predict the climate on Earth until we understand these changes on the sun," Kuhn said. [emphases added]

(from Space.com)

Bold words, Mr. Kuhn. Bold words.
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Review: State quarters - West Virginia



Ho-hum.

I'm sure the New River Gorge Bridge is an awesome sight to see in person, but on the back of a quarter? Not so much, West Virginia.


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Back out west for Nevada.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Review: State quarters - Kansas




Kansas gets kudos for this one. The flower in the lower left was unnecessary, but the state did right by choosing one main iconic element for this quarter design -- a big, bold bison. Nothing says America on the open plains more than this shaggy beast.


Overall rating - 4 - Better

Due east for West Virginia

Friday, May 07, 2010

Review: State quarters - Oregon




Damn.

Just after I get finished making note of how nature scenes seem to fail on the state quarters, Oregon has to come along and prove me wrong with this, the representation of Crater Lake on their quarter. It's not perfect, but it's a good depiction of one of the coolest natural water formations in the United States.

I have to admit, I like it. I don't know exactly why it works for me, but it does.


Overall rating - 3 - Good

Stay tuned for Kansas.

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Contemplating life on Titan, right here on Earth

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I've heard about tar pits before, but did you know there is a lake of tar in Trinidad that is larger than Vatican City?

And did you know it could help us understand how life could develop on Titan?
A lake of asphalt may be the closest thing on Earth to the hydrocarbon seas on Saturn's moon Titan, and it is apparently teeming with microbial life.

Not only could these findings help in the search for aliens in our own solar system, but they could provide insight into the evolution of life on this planet.

The largest naturally occurring asphalt lake on Earth is Pitch Lake on the Caribbean island of Trinidad, where black goo oozes across roughly 114 acres, an area slightly larger than that covered by Vatican City. Brimming as it is with hot asphalt and bubbling with carbon dioxide and hydrocarbon gases, Pitch Lake hardly seems fit for life.

However, scientists now find each gram of sticky black goo in Pitch Lake can harbor up to 10 million microbes, including bacteria as well as other single-celled organisms known as archaea.
(from Space.com)

This planet is teeming with life, even in the most inhospitable places, which means it shouldn't be all that surprising if we get to another planet or moon and happen to find something living. Especially at a microbial level. But, coming from someone who thinks we need to start ramping up our space exploration -- and colonization -- efforts, part of me hopes that never happens.
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Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Review: State quarters - Minnesota




You know, I'm starting to get the impression that nature scenes don't work so well on the quarter-sized canvas. I like the outline of Minnesota on this quarter, and I even like the motto, "Land of 10,000 Lakes." But the fishermen on the lake look kind of mushy, and the treeline in the background is generic and boring. And what the hell is wrong with that loony bird in the foreground? Is it the state bird? Remember that eagles, falcons, and hawks are cool to have as a state bird, and therefore they would be cool to feature on the quarter design. Any others -- not so much.


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Oregon's coming up.

Saturday, May 01, 2010

Review: State quarters - California



John Muir. Some kind of environmentalist activism dude that loved California. I had never heard of him before seeing this quarter. And even if I had, I would never have thought he was a giant. Or that he had a giant bird for a pet.


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Next is Minnesota.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Trying the solar sail again

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We've tried before, but so far there hasn't been a truly viable solar-sail powered craft that's been successfully deployed. But, then again, the Japanese haven't tried yet.
After lots of talk and testing, Japanese researchers are ready to go space sailing. Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) announced its intention to launch its first "space yacht" propelled by solar sails into the heavens on May 18. Ikaros -- the Interplanetary Kite-craft Accelerated by Radiation of the Sun -- will cruise through the solar system powered by solar particles that bounce of its giant, ultra-thin sails.

Ikaros -- which aside from being a somewhat clumsy acronym is also an allusion to the Greek mythological character who flew too close to the sun -- marks the first time a space craft will enter deep space towed by solar sails, which provide a fuel-free means to explore the solar system provided the craft is near enough the sun to catch a particle powered breeze. Several prototype space sails have been unfurled in orbit by various agencies including NASA, but as far as long-term propulsion is concerned the Ikaros mission is solar sailing's coming out party.
(from Popular Science)

Go JAXA!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Review: State quarters - Wisconsin




Feh. Too many elements. And "Forward"? To where? Away from the farm? Away from Wisconsin?

But I do like the cheese. Somehow I think this design would have been so much better if it just had a big, fat cheese wheel on it. (With a wedge missing, just so you know it's cheese!)


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

California's coming down the coast.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Timidity can't do this



This is a follow-up to this previous post about Stephen Hawking.

Image from NASA. Original caption: As the shuttle and the space station began their post-undocking relative separation, Expedition 23 flight engineer Soichi Noguchi photographed the underside of the shuttle over the south end of Isla de Providencia, about 150 miles off the coast of Nicaragua. Undocking of the two spacecraft occurred on April 17, 2010, ending the shuttle's 10-day stay. The visit included three spacewalks and delivery of more than seven tons of equipment and supplies to the station.
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Hawking says, Let's hide in the universe

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Stephen Hawking is a very smart man, much more intelligent than me, and I respect his scientific mind. But I don't think he's right on this point.

THE aliens are out there and Earth had better watch out, at least according to Stephen Hawking. He has suggested that extraterrestrials are almost certain to exist — but that instead of seeking them out, humanity should be doing all it that can to avoid any contact.

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Alien life ... is almost certain to exist in many other parts of the universe: not just in planets, but perhaps in the centre of stars or even floating in interplanetary space.

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Such scenes are speculative, but Hawking uses them to lead on to a serious point: that a few life forms could be intelligent and pose a threat. Hawking believes that contact with such a species could be devastating for humanity.

He suggests that aliens might simply raid Earth for its resources and then move on: “We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet. I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach.”

He concludes that trying to make contact with alien races is “a little too risky”. He said: “If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”

(from TimesOnline)

I don't mean that Hawking is wrong in believing in alien life forms (I don't find that hard to believe at all), I think he's wrong to suggest that we should avoid all contact with alien species forever. And the Native American analogy is wrong-headed.

Look, bad things happened to the Indians (who, by the way, weren't very saintly to begin with; they are human beings, after all) at the hands of some Europeans, but consider this: There are some peoples in South America that, to this day, have avoided contact with the outside world, and there is a sentiment that we should leave them alone. That's well and good, but will they ever advance as a society? Will they achieve great things, invent the light bulb, explore space all on their own, become more as human beings? I doubt it.

To go along with Hawking, we should be as the tribes in South America, hiding in the jungle of our solar system and eschewing contact with other peoples (aliens) on the outside chance they may enslave us. That may be well and good, and the aliens may even respect our wishes, but if we do that, will we continue to advance as a species? Will we achieve greater things, invent new energy sources, continue to explore space, and become more as a species? I don't think so.

I think we will stagnate if we don't continue to explore the universe. Not now, not in a thousand years, but eventually. And if that exploration means that we run up against another intelligent species eventually, then so be it. We will just have to deal with that situation when it comes up. It may not be easy, and I'm not advocating recklessness on the part of humanity, but I don't think we should run away from the challenge before it ever presents itself.

My respects to Hawking, but it's odd that such a bold mind is promoting such timidity.
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Review: State quarters - Iowa




I see where Iowa was trying to go with this, but it didn't quite pan out.

The design you see above is some kind of coin-sized adaptation of this painting:




This is a work called Arbor Day by Iowan artist Grant Wood. Another painting of his called American Gothic is much more well-known, and I can't help thinking that Iowa's quarter would have been so much better had they used that work instead. As it is, I think Arbor Day is pretty cool. I like the lighting a lot, and the colors are perfect. But it works as a painting, not a coin design.

This --



-- is crap on a quarter. And its badness is compounded by that cryptic and ultimately senseless phrase, "Foundation in Education." What the hell does that mean? Nothin' I tell ya.

In any case, the only thing that saves this design from a "Bad" rating is that I like the painting they were trying to adapt. Other than that, there's not much here.


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Coming up: Wisconsin

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Review: State quarters - Texas




[Full disclosure: I am a Texan. This review may be biased.]

Here is another example of a state quarter design done right.

To begin with, Texas uses the state outline like other states do, which was a great idea. Why? Because out of all the state shapes Texas's is the most iconic all by itself. It is instantly recognizable the world over, and everyone who sees it thinks of Texas and remembers Texas and starts to wax about things Texan. In fact, I would have been surprised if the state outline hadn't ended up on the Texas quarter.

And then, the designers kick it up a notch with one more element. Just one more. And they couldn't have picked a more powerful symbol to represent the state than the Lone Star.

Nothing is more Texan than that big, fat shape, a five-p0inted form that is used liberally by Texans and non-Texans alike to stand for things associated with the state. It is a source of pride and independence. It is also a sign of community and solidarity.

It is used by sports teams, like the Houston Astros:




The Dallas Cowboys:





The Dallas Stars:





And even a WNBA team in San Antonio:





It is also "The National Beer of Texas."




It is the largest Ferris wheel in North America.

It is the flag.

And it is even comedy.




It is its own mythos. And it is Texas.


Overall rating - 5 - Best

Next: Iowa

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Review:State quarters - Florida




Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Watch out, Ponce de León!!!

Seriously, though, the Space Shuttle is cool enough by itself, and since all launches of the Shuttle take place in Florida, that image alone would have been more than adequate to represent the state on the quarter design. There really was no need to add in a Spanish ship of exploration, and there certainly wasn't a need to arrange the two vessels to make it appear they were about to crash into each other.

And one more thing: When has the Space Shuttle ever had windows for passengers like an airliner? That sad detail helped push this rating into the "bad" territory.


Overall rating - 1 - Bad

Next? Texas.

Building on the Moon

Oh, I do hope this works.
Future astronauts might end up living in a moon base created largely from lunar dust and regolith, if a giant 3-D printing device can work on the lunar surface.

The print-on-demand technology, known as D-Shape, could save on launch and transportation costs for manned missions to the moon. But the concept must first prove itself in exploratory tests funded by the European Space Agency (ESA)

"We will make very basic printing trials in a vacuum environment to verify if this is possible," said Enrico Dini, chairman of Monolite UK Ltd and creator of D-Shape.

Dini's D-Shape has created full-size sandstone buildings on Earth by using a 3-D printing process similar to how inkjet printers work. It adds a special inorganic binder to sand so that it can build a structure from the bottom up, one layer at a time.

The device raises its printer head by just 5 to 10 millimeters for each layer, moving from side to side on horizontal beams as well as up and down on four metal frame columns. Finished structures end made out of a marble-like material that's superior to certain types of cement. The buildings do not require iron reinforcing.

Such a concept might help future lunar colonists live off the land, as well as provide thick-walled structures that protect against solar storms or micrometeorites.

(from Space.com)

I have no idea if this concept will succeed or fail on the Moon, but I'm glad someone is at least trying to do something like this. And, even if D-Shape doesn't pan out for lunar living, the things learned from the experiments may just make building structures easier, more practical, or at least more interesting here on Earth.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Review: State quarters - Michigan




Michigan gets this one right. The state uses its outline, which is distinctive because of the upper and lower peninsulas, and then couples it with the outlines of the Great Lakes, which almost completely surround the state. The Great Lakes are awesome -- in both the formal and slang versions of the word -- and Michigan did right to make them the primary focus of this design. I like the look, and I don't think the state could have done any better with any other design element.


Overall rating - 5 - Best

Florida's in the batter's box.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Review: State quarters - Arkansas




Between the strange duck, the swamp, the Rasta grass, and the UFO, I don't know what can be said for the Arkansas quarter that would still be considered nice.


Overall rating - 0 - WTF?

Michigan's next.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Calling B.S. on a prescriptivist

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In today's edition of the Express-News, this letter to the editor appears.

Headline a faux pas

I reluctantly acknowledge there is a “dumbing down” of America, but I would never believe the Express-News or any responsible newspaper would pander to that movement.

However, on Page 1 April 2, you printed a story about the census under the headline, “Where you were at, not where you're from, counts.”

Where you were at? Never end a sentence with a preposition. How about “Where you reside ...”? Or “Where you presently reside ...”?

I understand issues of space and layout, but that shouldn't compromise the standards of journalism and grammar.

Kathleen Trottier

Editor'snote: The Express-News acknowledges the grammatical faux pas, which was committed by a copy editor, not the author of the story.


And I respond in the comments with this:
Kathleen Trottier and borderplex [another commenter on the same article] are both wrong, and the Express-News editors are wrong to acknowledge their supposed "gotcha." There is no "faux pas" in ending a sentence with a preposition because there is no "rule" in English that demands it. Respected writers have been ending their sentences with prepositions for hundreds of years, and only stiff prescriptivists insist we should adhere to this shibboleth at every turn. "Where you were at" communicates the message just fine in English, and it breaks no rules.

For a more nuanced approach to this issue, check out what Jack Lynch has to say about it.
On the other hand — and it's a big other hand — old-timers shouldn't always dictate your writing, and you don't deserve your writing license if you elevate this rough guideline into a superstition. Don't let it make your writing clumsy or obscure; if a sentence is more graceful with a final preposition, let it stand.
Good writing to all, and to all a good night.
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Saturday, April 10, 2010

Review: State quarters - Missouri




OK, Missouri, I know what you were trying to do here. The Gateway Arch, which commemorates the beginning of the Lewis and Clark Expedition and symbolizes America's push westward, is probably the most visible and memorable symbol of St. Louis and Missouri. And, as such, it deserves a prominent place on your quarter design.

So why did you try to hide it with hairy brushes on either side, and then why did you overshadow its glory with that boatload of giants?


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Watch out for Arkansas.

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Review: Genesis by Bernard Beckett



Genesis
Bernard Beckett
2006

Wow. A pretty good read. It turned out better than I thought it would.

The story takes place in the future, apparently in a near-perfect society that has formed after two different apocalyptic events. Anaximander is a young woman going through an oral exam in order to get into The Academy, and in the course of questioning she and her examiners talk about a famous human, the rebel Adam, and a famous android, the first real AI construct called Art. And they explore what it means to be a human, what it means to be a machine, and what the differences are, if any.

Not a bad little book. It's only 150 pages long, and it's a fast read, so if you like speculative science fiction I encourage you to give it a try. It won't waste too much of your time if you don't like it, and it brings you to a satisfying end rather quickly if you do like it and aren't much into delayed gratification. But don't read any other reviews about it before hand, though. I think the book will read better that way.


ADDED: Interesting. In reading up on this book, I have discovered that it is considered a work for children. That's odd. It wasn't in the children's or young adult section of the library, and it didn't seem like a work for kids when I was reading it. I never thought it had to do with anything juvenile until I read about the awards it has won.

Again, interesting.
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Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Review: State quarters - Maine




I like this one. I like it mostly because I like lighthouses, and I wish that the Mainers would have left that sailboat out and given more prominence to the lighthouse with its beautiful, warning rays.

Oh, by the way, remember rays. They seem to crop up as elements in later quarter designs. A lot.


Overall rating - 3 - Good.

Keep an eye out for Missouri.

Monday, April 05, 2010

Changing how Brits go to space

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I have to say, I think the logo for the newly-formed UK Space Agency looks mighty cool.





Now, get to work and get us into space.
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Thursday, April 01, 2010

Review: State quarters - Alabama



I wanted this one to be good. So bad.

And initially I was going to give Alabama's quarter a "3 - Good" rating. I like that the designers picked one powerful image to focus on and gave all their attention to that, an image that no other state could lay claim to: Helen Keller, who apparently was from Alabama.

Keller is famous for overcoming a complete lack of language due to blindness and deafness -- and the attendant isolation from the world -- and then overcoming that challenge to become a prolific author and political activist. She was ultimately a socialist, but she is most remembered for learning how to connect with the world despite her disabilities.

The design is different, and I gave Alabama good marks for trying something off the beaten path. At first my only objections -- minor ones at that -- were to the lame "Spirit of Courage" ribbon and the tiny Braille dots. The Braille letters are really not needed, and it doesn't help that they are so small that you can't really see them when looking at a real quarter.

And I was about to leave it at that. But then the curious side in me took over, and I looked up the Braille alphabet to see what those letters spelled out. I suspected it was just Keller's name, but, man, was I disappointed!

As near as I can tell, after looking at a couple of Braille alphabets online, the message spells out this:

- H E L E
- K E L L [?]


Again, it's this:

- [yes, a hyphen] H E L E
- [yes, another hyphen] K E L L
[The last symbol is not a Braille letter. It could be a smashed E and an R that's missing a terminal dot, but I don't think it is.]

Oh. My. God. Alabama, you screwed up. It's horrible to mess up the Braille that badly, especially when it is so small you really cannot read it anyway! This shows an incredible lack of attention to detail, or, worse, a complete lack of concern for the accuracy of a writing system used by people with disabilities. Bad, bad, bad design element. And it took you from a "Good" rating to a "Bad" one.

Bad.


Overall rating - 1 - Bad

Maine's coming.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Poor ape

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Just so you know, those who love creatures can take their anthropomorphizing too far. And it might end up looking like this.



(Hat tip to Language Log)
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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Review: State quarters - Illinois




The badness of Illinois's state quarter design is astounding. Its biggest sin: Way too many elements.

Let's start, shall we?

State outline - Actually not very bad. The outline of Illinois is recognizable, and by itself it would be fine. But, then, lo! What is that mysterious figure bursting forth out of that humble state? Why, it's no other person than ----

Lincolnman! - I know, Abraham Lincoln lived most of his life in Illinois (born in Kentucky, though), so a Lincoln-related reference is apropos. In fact, if the designers had done something with Lincoln and left it at that, they might have ended up with a superior design. But, no, they had to do something like pose the sixteenth president of the United States as some kind of dauntless superhero with a book of spells, or whatever. In fact, this likeness of Lincoln looks almost like parody rather than serious homage.

State nickname - "Land of Lincoln". Just in case you didn't realize who that superhero was.

Farm silhouette - To show that Lincoln was a farmer. Or to appease the farming communities of Illinois who worried that Chicago would get too much consideration on the quarter.

Chicago silhouette - To remind the farmers why anyone even remembers Illinois at all.

Strange and awkward motto coined just for this occasion - "21st State/Century". Because being the 21st state isn't exciting at all. And because making it into the 21st Century is nothing to brag about (all the other 49 states did, too). But the coincidental juxtaposition of the two concepts is something just too ripe for an uncreative quarter designer to pass up!


Overall rating - 1 - Bad

Coming up: Alabama

Monday, March 22, 2010

Review: State quarters - Mississippi




I'm torn.

On the one hand, I admire Mississippi for sticking to one main image and playing that up instead of cluttering its quarter design with too many components.

On the other hand, that one image is Mississippi's state flower, the magnolia. State flowers are always going to be lame, and the magnolia is especially bad. All those large petals and leaves end up cluttering the design, which negates all the goodness that comes from one single, identifiable element.

I want to like it, but I can't.


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Stay tuned for Illinois.

Downtown early day




What could liven it up?

How about a music store, right in the middle of things.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Review: State quarters - Indiana



I like Indiana's quarter design. The state outline is nothing special (it looks like a rectangle that's spilling its innards), the circle of stars is unimaginative, the motto is shrug-worthy, but all of this is marvelously redeemed by that way cool race car!

Yes, we all know what Indiana is really famous for (no, not the little horsey team) -- it's a fast formula car race they have every Memorial Day called the Indianapolis 500. And I'm glad the team that designed this quarter had the guts to feature that aspect of the state's culture front and center. (OK, it's a little off-center, but that's part of its charm.)

The race car is a bit of a departure from the stuff that's normally put on a state quarter, but I like it a lot. It's a very good design, and I'm glad to get it after so many weak offerings in a row.


Overall rating - 4 - Better

Mississippi's just down the road.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Jupiter's Great Red Spot

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We're starting to understand it a little more, as Space.com reports.

New images have revealed an unprecedented look at the swirling winds inside Jupiter's famed Great Red Spot and allowed scientists to build the first-ever detailed weather map of the giant storm's insides.

"This is our first detailed look inside the biggest storm of the solar system," said Glenn Orton of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif., and the leader of the team that studied Jupiter's giant spot.

Orton and his team looked at thermal images of the Great Red Spot taken with the European Southern Observatory's Very Large Telescope (VLT) in Chile. The images revealed that the reddest colour of the Great Red Spot corresponds to a warm core within the otherwise cold storm system, and images show dark lanes at the edge of the storm where gases are descending into the deeper regions of the planet.

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"We once thought the Great Red Spot was a plain old oval without much structure, but these new results show that it is, in fact, extremely complicated," Orton said.

Jupiter's Great Red Spot is at least hundreds of years old and has been observed by astronomers on Earth since the 19th century. The storm is massive, and is large enough to fit three entire Earths inside.

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"One of the most intriguing findings shows the most intense orange-red central part of the spot is about 3 to 4 degrees warmer than the environment around it," said team member Leigh Fletcher of the University of Oxford in England.

This temperature difference might not seem like a lot, but it is enough to allow the storm circulation, usually counter-clockwise, to shift to a weak clockwise circulation in the very middle of the storm. Not only that, but on other parts of Jupiter, the temperature change is enough to alter wind velocities and affect cloud patterns in the belts and zones.

"This is the first time we can say that there's an intimate link between environmental conditions — temperature, winds, pressure and composition — and the actual color of the Great Red Spot," Fletcher said. "Although we can speculate, we still don't know for sure which chemicals or processes are causing that deep red color, but we do know now that it is related to changes in the environmental conditions right in the heart of the storm."



Image courtesy of ESO/NASA/JPL/ESA/L. Fletcher


Sorry about the lengthy block quote, but this kind of thing fascinates me. A giant storm, bigger than three Earths, stable for hundreds of years despite its tempestuous nature. What's not to like?

I just had to share.
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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Review: State quarters - Louisiana




Another quarter, another ho-hum design.

With Louisiana, the trumpet returns. Remember what I said in my review for Tennessee's quarter? The same applies here.

And, a pelican? Remember what I said in my review for South Carolina's quarter? The same applies here.

And, the state outline? It's the only good thing about this design. The Louisiana Purchase was a significant transaction that changed how the United States developed, and Louisiana did well to feature this historic event. In fact, they should have just left it at that, showing off the Louisiana Purchase and forgetting about the state bird and blaring trumpet.


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Indiana's coming.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Going for an Oscar

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Want to make a movie that will win an Academy Award? Do it like this:


Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Review: State quarters - Ohio




Where to begin.

OK, the Wright brothers. As already mentioned, North Carolina did a pretty good job with its quarter design because it focused on one element only: a depiction of the Wright brothers performing the first powered airplane flight in history. So, looking at Ohio's quarter, I have to ask: Why is the Wright Flyer also on this design?

The answer is, of course, BIRTHPLACE OF AVIATION PIONEERS!!!

How's that for a slogan? Lame, that's what. OK, OK, Ohio, you have Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, which -- according the oracle of the internet, Wikipedia -- is "one of the largest, most diverse, and organizationally complex bases in the Air Force with a long history of flight test spanning from the Wright Brothers into the Space Age." That goes a long way toward explaining why the Wright Flyer is there and why the astronaut is also there. Wright brothers to the Space Age. I get it.

But if that's the case then WHY IS THERE NO FREAKIN' ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF WRIGHT-PATTERSON AIR FORCE BASE ON YOUR STUPID QUARTER??!! Geez, I had to spend a decent amount of time looking this up to try to figure out what your design even means. I had to dig to find out Wright-Patterson AFB is in Ohio, and then I had to look that up to see if there is some kind of history that's being depicted here, and dammit I'm working too hard for such a simple concept as a state quarter!

Make it easier for your audience, the rest of the whole blessed United States! Replace "Birthplace of Aviation Pioneers" [retch] with "Wright-Patterson Air Force Base" and then the images would at least be slightly less cryptic.

And the state outline, normally a decent element, doesn't even redeem the design. It's a simple line overlaid by the other components, and it makes it look like the poor astronaut has had some horrific accident and now his intestines are spilling out into the emptiness of space.

Geez.

Way to go, Ohio. You have a cool flag. You should have put that on your quarter instead.


Overall rating - 1 - Bad

Louisiana to follow

Monday, March 08, 2010

Excerpts: The Planets

Schooling the schoolmarms

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Attention!

All those rules you learned about the English language while you were a kid (and even as an adult), are probably wrong, misguided, or just plain non-existent. English is a wonderful mish-mash of many influences, and it doesn't neatly adhere to any set of regulations that fit other languages. That's its beauty.

The people at Language Log have long been debunking certain steadfast rules that supposedly govern word usage in English, and Geoffrey K. Pullum continues that tradition with today's post about a website called The Apple that has a list called "11 Grammar Mistakes to Avoid".

Here's a sample of Pullum's critique:
4. The fourth is headed "Less vs. Fewer", and warns against substituting less for fewer. It is claimed that the latter "describes finite, listable items". Strictly that would imply that it's ungrammatical to say There are fewer rational numbers than reals, because neither the rationals nor the reals are finite in number, and the reals are not even listable. But never mind the math. The page recommends saying "fewer brains", as in "He has fewer brains than I thought", which is ludicrous (how many more does he need, if he has one?). It's an old, old usage quibble, and here it's very badly presented and described.

If you like to write, and if you are truly concerned with improving your writing while not submitting blindly to phantasmal language laws, give Pullum's list a read, and then poke around a little more on the Language Log website. And remember, when it comes to English, take all rules with a creative grain of salt (even this one).

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Review: State quarters - Tennessee




I'm not quite sure what to think about this one.

There is no doubt that Tennessee has contributed greatly to the musical landscape of America (Nashville for country music, Memphis for the blues, for example), so it's not surprising to see musical instruments featured on this design. In fact, I kind of like the idea. But I wish the coin designers would have picked just one instrument to focus on.

I know, I know, the guitar symbolizes country music, the fiddle is folk music, and the trumpet stands for the blues, and by including all three nobody gets offended because their favorite genre got left off. But it's a bit much. The back of a quarter does not leave a lot of space to play with, and to get all your elements in you have to shrink down their sizes. When you do that, the details get lost, and your main ideas get very difficult to see without magnification. I mean, just look at that trumpet. Now go find an actual Tennessee quarter and take a good look at that.

Go ahead. I'll wait.

[Later]

See what I mean? You can't even see the details on the trumpet. And look at what a disaster that music book is. It's not good design. Again, I like the idea of using musical instruments, but I think Tennessee blew it by trying to put it all in there and by trying to get too detailed with it. A simple, steel-string acoustic guitar would have looked beautiful, and it would have been more than adequate for a quarter design.

Oh, and another minus for an otherwise promising design is this: That stupid, insulting, stating-the-obvious banner that assumes we're all too dense to catch the reference.

Yes. We know you're proud of your musical heritage. We got it. The musical instruments clued us in.

Didn't need the banner.


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Next in line: Ohio

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Review: State quarters - Kentucky




"My Old Kentucky Home" -- I've never heard of it.

It must be the official song of the Commonwealth of Kentucky, but it's meaningless to me and everyone else from the other 49 states. So this design gets off to a bad start right away.

But, you know, that horse is a good image to have on there. Really, besides bourbon, what is Kentucky the most famous for? Yes, a little horse race they hold at Churchill Downs every year in May. So the likeness of a horse would have been powerful and strong all by itself without any other imagery. Too bad they had to go and mess it up with that stupid fence. I wonder how that decision went down.
Coin designer 1: Hey, we have a beautiful Thoroughbred looking great in all its graceful majesty on our little coin. What could be better than that?

Coin designer 2: I know! Let's block half of it off with a bunch of horizontal lines. Something like a fence, maybe.

Coin designer 3: Brilliant!

And the house on the hill? Mmmmm -- I'm not so sure about that. It's not entirely bad, but whose house is it supposed to be, anyway? Is it a famous house? Is it just a generic house that is supposedly representative of Kentucky architecture? Does it even matter? I'm going to say, no. So it would have been better just to leave it off.

Kentucky, if the U.S. decides to do this program again, stick with the horse. Just the horse.


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Stay tuned for Tennessee.

Monday, March 01, 2010

"Tons of Water Ice Found on the Moon's North Pole"

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More good news on the space exploration front.
Vast pockets of water ice numbering in the millions of tons have been discovered at the north pole of the moon, opening up another region of the lunar surface for potential exploration by astronauts and unmanned probes, NASA announced Monday.

A NASA radar instrument on an Indian moon probe found evidence of at least 600 million metric tons of water ice spread out on the bottom of craters at the lunar north pole. It is yet another supply of lunar water ice, a vital resource that could be mined to produce oxygen or rocket fuel to support a future moon base, NASA officials said.

Now, if we could just get there, we might have something to drink to celebrate.
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Sunday, February 28, 2010

Review: State quarters - Vermont



Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

I don't know much about Vermont, but I do know that this quarter design is about as boring as watching sap drip.

Yes, I said it.


Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Kentucky's next.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Review: State quarters - Rhode Island




Meh.

I don't hate this quarter design, but I don't particularly like it either. I know, Rhode Island (or more properly, the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations) has a lot of coastline and water, and it is probably deserving of the nickname "The Ocean State," but this design could have been so much cooler. They could have featured something that referenced the Naval War College. They could have focused on something recalling the state's history. Or they could have even used the emblem that's on the state flag, an anchor surrounded by stars. That would have looked nice.

But, instead, they chose to feature some nondescript sailboat.

Uninspiring.

Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Vermont's turn is coming up.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Review: State quarters - North Carolina




North Carolina gets this one right. Even though the state has a lot of things going for it -- the status of being one of the the first thirteen states, a rich history, a nice sports tradition, a flag that could be as cool as the Texas flag (hey, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery) -- the designers for this quarter chose to pick one thing and one thing only to concentrate on. And they made sure it was one really cool thing.

The first true airplane flight.

Good job! If your state is home to something as cool as the first flight of the Wright brothers, something as historically significant as nailing the ability to get a heavy machine moving in such a way that it takes flight and forever changes the way the human race travels, you'd be a fool not to play it up! And play it up you did.

Nicely done, North Carolina.

Overall rating - 4 - Better

Next up: Rhode Island

Friday, February 19, 2010

Learning a new rhetorical device

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It's all about asking a topical question and then answering it with an unrelated quote from someone relatively famous, preferably an artist. Learn more about it here.
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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Review: State quarters - New York




OK, I really like this quarter design, and I'm going to tell you why.

Wait, no. I don't have to tell you. Just look at it! It's got the Statue of Liberty on it! How can you get more American than that? The designers of the New York coin could have gone all self-referential on us and featured something that focuses on New York City. But they didn't. They could have gone all urbane on us and featured something that showcased high art or theater. But they didn't. They could have gone all cosmopolitan on us and featured something international in character, like the U.N. building (shudder). But they didn't.

No. They went all American on us and showcased that most American of icons, that beautiful lady, that work of Bartholdi and gift from France, the Statue of Liberty. And I thank them for it!

Good job.

Oh, and the state outline is cool and the slogan, "Gateway to Freedom", is very American, too.

Overall rating - 5 - Best

Keep your eyes open for North Carolina.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

The future is here

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And it looks very, very cool.

Laser weapons aren't just the realm of science fiction. The military just completed the first airborne test of a futuristic energy weapon, simulating defense against a missile attack. This could be the answer to a rapidly arming Iran -- if the government can afford it.

In the test, a modified Boeing 747 jet took off from Edwards Air Force Base carrying a Northrop Grumman designed laser in its nose. The plane used built-in infrared sensors to find and destroy an in-flight missile.

A joint venture between Boeing and the U.S. Missile Defense Agency, the tests mark the first time a laser weapon has engaged and destroyed an in-flight ballistic missile, and the first time any system has accomplished it in the missile's "boost" phase of flight. It was also the highest-energy laser ever fired from an aircraft -- and the most powerful mobile laser in the world.

Now all we have to do is get the dance moves right so we can please our bikini-clad queen.



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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Review: State quarters - Virginia




Virginia opted to go way back in history for the inspiration for this quarter design. Way back over four hundred years ago to the founding of the first permanent English settlement on the shores of North America, Jamestown.

I don't know what exactly the three ships on this quarter represent -- I assume they are carrying Englishmen to settle Virginia, but they could very well be the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria, for all I know -- but they look cool. The numbers of sails on the ships verge on a cluttered mess, and part of me doesn't want to like it, but the whole thing represents one image, that of discovery. And that's an important part of the history of any state in the Union, and I will give the designer credit for that.

Overall rating - 4 - Better

New York's turn is coming up.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Speaking of Preston Reed

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After putting this together and using Preston Reed's "Instrument Landing" as an example, I found this live performance on YouTube.



Good stuff, Maynard.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Review: State quarters - New Hampshire



This is a good design because it uses only two main elements, the state motto and a state icon. New Hampshire's motto is properly patriotic -- "Live Free or Die" -- and the icon is cool-looking, a natural rock formation resembling a human face and called the "Old Man of the Mountain".

But the icon's depiction on this coin is also a little sad, nowadays. That formation, which hung on the side of Cannon Mountain, fell apart just three years after the coin was issued.

Overall rating - 3 - Good

Next up: Virginia

Friday, February 12, 2010

Shami quote

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Wait a minute. I don't normally get political on this blog, but did Farouk Shami, Democratic candidate for governor, just say that Hispanics and blacks are willing to work for less money than whites? And did he just admit that he's not willing to pay them more?
Shami replied, “I find 80 percent of my employees at the factory are Hispanics. I don't find, you know, many white people really willing to work, you know, unfortunately.”

While still declining to answer the question, Shami said that at his Houston hair care products factory, Hispanics are vital to his business and the economy.

Asked to explain what he meant about not hiring many whites, he said they want special treatment. [Like a decent wage, maybe? --ed.] “A majority of the people are going to be Hispanic and African-American. You don't find white people who are willing to work in factories. And our history proves, you know, lots of time when they, you know, the white people come to work in a factory they either want to be supervisors or they want to be, you know, paid more than the average person. And unfortunately they exit.”
I say, don't vote for him.
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Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Review: State quarters - South Carolina




Aww, South Carolina, what were you thinking? Your quarter design is a disaster.

You start off good with your state outline, and it is nice because South Carolina has a distinctive and recognizable shape. But that's about as good as it gets. The rest of the design is cluttered with way too many elements.

Counting the state outline, there are six total features crowded onto the back of this quarter, and none of them stand out as the primary feature. Perhaps that was the intent of the designer (or the quarter-design committee that foisted its will upon the people of the state!), to show off as much of the state as possible while giving each component equal prominence so nobody gets their feelings hurt, but it just doesn't work. The overall design is dull.

And then, there is the lameness of each individual part. First off, the state nickname is just too creepy. "The Palmetto State." Weird. I can't believe a state would name itself after a nasty insect, but, hey, it's not my quarter, so ---- Oh. Oh, wait. Palmetto refers to a tree? The state tree? Ah, that would then explain the next weak element, that HAIRY TREE! (Which is, apparently, a sabal palmetto.) Well, I guess it makes sense to South Carolinians, but I've never seen such a tree around where I grew up, and it just looks like a fuzzy blob to me.

And then, there's the bird. I understand it's the state bird, but it's a wren.

A wren.

How cool is that? Not very. Unless your state bird is some kind of eagle, hawk, or falcon, putting it on your quarter does nothing for its goodness.

And what is that foliage the bird is perched on? Some kind of pretty, pretty flower? Oh, oh wait. Let me guess. State flower, right? Lame. In fact, I'm going to go ahead and say it: State symbols on your quarter designs are always going to be lame. Their inclusion shows a lack of originality, and most people outside of your state won't recognize them. They will know the elements are birds, trees, and flowers, but they won't know which ones, and they won't care. (Yes, I know it's too late to influence the designs. But you never know, they may decide to do this program again someday with different artwork.)

OK, what's left? Oh yeah, that star. Do you think it might be some cool symbol of the state, something that means something profound? Nope. It just shows where the state capital is.

Put all that stuff together and you have an uninspiring, disorderly heap.

Overall rating - 1 - Bad

New Hampshire is coming up.

Monday, February 08, 2010

Review: State quarters - Maryland




This is another very good iconic design. Maryland uses the image of its State House in Annapolis to evoke the early days of the nation, and the image is made more powerful because it is positioned in the center of the design. The branches frame the State House dome, and the tower is flanked by Maryland's nickname, The Old Line State. A classic numismatic look that is very patriotic and very cool.

Overall rating - 4 - Better

South Carolina is in the batter's box.

Sunday, February 07, 2010

Separated at birth?

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So, they say Sean Payton led his team to a victory in the Super Bowl. That's a good career change to make, if you're done leading security on some space station far away.





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Saturday, February 06, 2010

Speaking of harmonics

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After posting this, I got to thinking about harmonics. And then I made this.

Review: State quarters - Masschusetts




Massachusetts. The Bay State. Nothing wrong with this quarter. In the foreground is a Minuteman, one of the most recognizable symbols of the American Revolution. In the background is the state outline filled in with texture, a good thing to represent the state because it is distinctive with that great big hook they call Cape Cod reaching out into the sea. In all, a good design that calls up the proper amount of patriotism and history.

Overall rating - 3 - Good

Next up: Maryland.

Friday, February 05, 2010

But can they play harmonics?

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Here is some music of the aleatory kind.



Rock on, birds. Rock on.

(via Althouse)

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Reveiw: State quarters - Connecticut




I like this design. A lot. I didn't even know what The Charter Oak was when this quarter came out, but apparently it is quite important to the early history of Connecticut, and I think it makes a great design for a coin. It's iconic, and it looks good -- almost like a coat of arms -- especially on a smaller scale. Like, say, quarter-sized.

And this design does one thing right that so many other quarter designs get wrong: It focuses on one main element only. Too many of the subsequent designs try to cram too much stuff onto such a little canvas with no real prominence given to one thing, and the result is most often a jumbled mess with no real meaning to anyone besides the designer (or the committee that forced the designer to include so much crap). Not so with Connecticut. Take one strong image important to your state, make it into an icon, and then put that on your coin without anything else to detract from it. That's what Connecticut did.

And that's what makes it great.

Overall rating - 5 - Best

Massachusetts is next.

Monday, February 01, 2010

Review: State quarters - Georgia




Remember when I said that all of the thirteen original states had an automatic cool factor they could use for the state quarter designs, needing only to employ Revolutionary imagery and they would have at least a good design? Well, Georgia didn't get the message.

To be fair, Georgia didn't really play a big role in the American Revolution. It was captured by the British in 1778 and remained in their hands until the end of the war. But, really, Georgia could have done something better than this.

Because there it is, smack-dab in the middle of the coin - a peach. I know. Georgia is famous for its peaches. And don't get me wrong, I love a good, fresh peach (especially from the Fredericksburg, Texas area). But the fruit just doesn't work very well as an icon of a state. I mean, just look at that visual.

Remind you of anything?

Yeah. A big plump ass.

Georgia, you could have done better. An onion would have looked better.

But, anyway, looking beyond the peach, the design uses what will become a popular element among the state quarters, the state outline. And here it's not bad. Georgia's outline is distinctive and recognizable, and it really kind of works here. It almost cancels out that big, fuzzy peach.

And then comes the state motto, "Wisdom, Justice, Moderation."

*Sigh*

Really? Wisdom, Justice, Moderation? Wisdom -- OK, it's smart. Not exactly stirring, but wisdom is desirable. Justice -- great. It's what people strive for and crave. Then --

Moderation? As part of your state motto? That may be a perfectly laudable personality trait and something to practice in your day-to-day life, but that concept doesn't exactly whip up the patriotic fervor, does it? Moderation!!? You're proud of that as one of the three words used to represent the spirit of your state? And, Mr. State Quarter Designer, I know you couldn't help the wording of Georgia's motto, BUT YOU SURE AS HELL COULD HAVE LEFT IT OFF YOUR QUARTER DESIGN!!

Lame.

Anyway, there's not much here to like.

Overall rating - 2 - Mediocre

Connecticut to follow.